Here are a few titles for some blues songs that the past few generations can actually relate to (if you don’t remember Hudson motors, these are for you):
- Cable Modem Quit Workin’ in the Storm Blues
- Someone Farted in the Office and Won’t Admit it Blues
- Stuck at the DMV Next to a Teenager With His Headphones Up So Loud You Can Hear Them Clear Out the Damned Door Blues
- Got Three Kids Each One Allergic to Somethin’ Different, Can’t Sit Down to a Damn Meal No More Without Readin’ Ingredients for Two Hours and Lawd Don’t You Know Damn Near Everything Got Peanuts in it These Days Blues
- The Hot Chiropractor Won’t Take My Insurance so I Got to go to See an Ugly Man With Hairy Arms Blues
- Lord I Voted for Obama But He Didn’t End “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” Yet and Don’t I Just Feel So Back-stabbed Blues
More to come?
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